Miitomo walkthrough and strategy guide.

Here's how to beat all your friends at nintendo's first ever smartphone game, Miitomo:

1. It's not a game.
2. You can't win.
3. You can't lose.
4. You're not supposed to play it.

Follow these four easy steps and you will be above the competition! Having any expectation of having "fun" while "playing" Miitomo will ruin it for you. You will "burn out" if you try to "unlock" all the "content". You will realize there is no "reward" to "leveling up".

Miitomo is a social app. Just like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and such! It's used for communicating. The only difference, though, is that it controls the flow of information, and that's a good thing. Less spam! More meaningful conversation!

Alright, here's some actual tips:

1. Answer questions honestly - You can't get to know your friends if they are too busy posting dumb answers to amuse themselves.
2. Make fun miifotos - Miifotos have fgreat potential, share them everywhere!
3. Don't add random people - You don't care what some random person off the internet did last weekend, trust me.
4. Make your mii look like you - miis will move, do facial expresion, and wear different outfits. If your mii has eyebrows for antennae, you're fucking the whole thing up. You asshole.
5. Use proper spelling and grammar - Miis will read posts out loud, please, for the love of iwata, type accordingly!
6. Everybody likes pizza - I'm pretty sure there's a more interesting dish that you like.
7. Check the app maybe once or twice a day, or you'll burn out - IT'S NOT A GAME!
8. Start conversations - don't just comment "same!" Share your thoughts! And not just your answer to the same question! Sheesh!