Friday, February 5, 2010

There. I fix it.

Just a quick note: If you visit the Sonic the Hedgehog 4 webpage and the Intro section doesn't make any sense, do not contact SEGA. This issue has been reported by loyal fans from around the world as soon as the webpage was published.

According to an internal Downcast source - said intro was written by the Zero Wing localization team. By the time this post is published the entire SEGA web team should have cleared their desks and committed yubitsume.

In the meantime please accept this mark-up, and rest assured they will rewrite the whole damn thing because even after all these corrections it barely makes sense.

Story thus far:

It began as Sonic's animal friends begin disappearing from South Island. Soon Sonic he discovers that the evil scientist known as Dr. Eggman has been kidnapping them and turning them into robots to collect the legendary treasure - The Chaos Emeralds. Sonic decides it's up to him to save them and embarksto embark on a quest to free his animal friends. Sonic He battles Eggman through many different zones. Sonic and eventually pursues Eggman to the Final Zone where the first in many epic battles between them begins. In the end Sonic is victorious and Eggman's mMecha fly's flies away, badly damaged. Sonic returns to Green Hill Zone and re-unites with his friends.

Their reunion is short lived however, as Eggman resurfaces and begins kidnapping Sonic friends again, in an effort to create more workers to finish his ultimate Weapon - The Death Egg! Teaming up with the newly met, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Sonic embarks on a new mission through West Side Island in an effort to free his friends and ensure Eggman does not obtain the 7 Chaos emeralds Emeralds to fuel the Death Egg.

Once the West Side Island is freed, Sonic and Tails eventually board the Tornado and assault the Death Egg itself. After destroying Mecha Sonic, Eggman flees and enters , hops on his new Eggman Robot attacking and attacks Sonic! After a heated battle Sonic destroys the Eggman Robot and the Death Egg begins to explode.

Sonic and Tails fly down and come across a mysterious island called Angel Island. This The island, which floats due to is floating by the power of the precious stone called Master Emerald,but now this mysterious island are dropping down tofalls into the ocean surface becausewhen the Death Egg had been falling on this islandcrash-lands on it. Upon their landing, Sonic and Tails are attacked by a Red Echidna named Knuckles - the guardian of the island.

Knuckles He steals the Chaos emeralds Emeralds from Sonic , after being tricked by Eggman to believe that he is an enemy and has come to take the Master Emerald.WhileEmerald. WhileSonic and Tails are entangled by Knuckles, Eggman repairs the Death Egg and preps prepares it for launch.

Back on the ground Dr. Eggman begins the repairing Death Egg again. Feeling that Knuckles has served his purpose, he sends EggRobo to eliminate this potential threat. EggRoboIt finds Knuckles relaxing in Mushroom Zone and drops a bomb on him but Knuckleshe manages to survive. Enraged, the Wild Echidnawild echidna sets off to defeatdestroy EggRobo. Meanwhile Sonic and Tails explore the island to find traces of the Death Egg and find out Eggman's fate. After and Epicepic showdown between Sonic and Knuckles, Eggman uses the opportunity tofinally steal the Master Emerald and re-launches the Death Egg. With the power of the emeralds, Sonic goes after Eggman, who has taken the Master Emerald into space.

Sonic He manages to jump on Death Egg just as it's flying lifting off. After confronting and defeating Eggman on the Death Egg, Sonic defeats Eggman once more and, the Death Egg plummets back to Angel Island.

Back on the ground Dr. Eggman begins the repairing Death Egg again. Feeling Knuckles has served his purpose, he sends EggRobo to eliminate this potential threat. EggRobo finds Knuckles relaxing in Mushroom Zone and drops a bomb on him but Knuckles manages to survive. Enraged, the Wild Echidna sets off to defeat EggRobo. Meanwhile Sonic and Tails explore the island to find traces of the Death Egg and find out Eggman's fate. After and Epic showdown between Sonic and Knuckles, Eggman uses the opportunity to finally steal the Master Emerald and re-launches the Death Egg. With the power of the emeralds, Sonic goes after Eggman, who has taken the Master Emerald into space.

Sonic and Tails secure the Master Emerald and return it to Knuckles on Angel Island. With it'sits power restored, the Angel Island lifts off into the sky as Sonic and Tails fly off into the sunset.

But this humiliating defeat only serves to further Eggman's rage, and he has determined to once and for all to rid himself of Sonic. Eggman revisits - and improves - the very best of his creations to defeat our spiked hero.

And so a new Adventure begins...

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